About Me

I didn't win Homecoming Queen, but once I won an iPad. Voted Funniest Sigma Kappa 3 years in a row. Slytherin. @malory. I speak Spanish, French, and Piglatin. Former waitress. I like karaoke. I write poetry, magnetic and otherwise. Social networking expert. Bad at Yoga. Good at making Chicken Salad Sandwiches. Loves a good ghost story. 

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